Posted on | May 24, 2012 | No Comments
What a joke! Do I need to say more? If they think they’ve got a hit on their hands, they truly must be from another planet. Give me a break. They walk into the tank with an exercise machine that is the size of the bed I used to have when I was in college. This thing is huge! What were they thinking?! Do they actually believe people will place an exercise machine of this size in their living rooms? If aliens came down to the earth, they would think we not only worship the machine, but also have sex with it as well (i.e., by all the different positions we place ourselves on it to make believe that it is actually a flexible, one-stop gym). Don’t all these fools realize by now that all it takes is a little brain power to understand that with a bag of dirt, a rope, and a chair, we could simulate countless exercises positions – and for free! This is another device that should be put into the crap hall of fame.